( my xmas stocking )

do it. i need love.

Vada : Pacifist!
Thomas Jay: Am not!
Vada : Bed wetter!
Thomas Jay: I stopped that!

---

Vada : I'm gonna marry Mr. Bixler.
Thomas Jay: You can't marry a teacher, it's against the law.
Vada : It is not.
Thomas Jay: Yes it is, 'cause then he'll give you all A's, and it won't be fair.

---

Thomas Jay: Vada?
Vada : Yeah?
Thomas Jay: Would you think of me?
Vada : For what?
Thomas Jay: Well, if you don't get to marry Mr. Bixler.
Vada : I guess.


LOLZ PERFECT SONG TO BE PLAYING RIGHT NOW

"a-buzz a-buzz a-buzzing like them killer bees... "



love,
vada

( color survey )

so ive been having a busy, crazy few weeks despite the fact that i have one less job than i did previously. i quit my second job and i broke up with my boyfriend so you'd think id have a lot more spare time, but i dont. i just fill up the spare time with fun time with my friends. and my ex keeps coming down to LA and hes turning me into my sister, i swear. everyone keeps snickering and laughing behind our backs about it too like its so funny, but its not. its not even like my sister and joel cos its just sex. its not sex and drama. just sex. i can feel the doubt you're all having in reading that, but its true. max doesnt date strippers and im through dating lying assholes. but ill never be through with being irresponsible with them!

the other week max and i were chillin at joel's house when he was out and the mood went from playful, to pissed off, to gettin off and before we could really start enjoying, joel and h and b (and nearly mob) all came walkin in the door! mind you, max & i were fooling around in the kitchen so i guess that wasnt a terribly wise location. max flipped his shit that b saw me naked which is ironically funny. those queers. now h thinks we're back together. she's so naive. haha

a few weekends ago i went to vegas for a night with my sister and b and a few friends and that was really fun. i didnt get too too drunk so i actually remember stuff! it was fun though. it was a replacement though. just something to tide me over until we get to go on our real extreme trip where im going to scuba dive and ride skee-doos and inner tubes and surf boards and maybe do that thing where you get on a hang glider and the speed boat zooms away and you go up up up and away - overall just supreme extreme beach fun. this better happen! if people keep changing plans because they're scared of sharks, skee-doos, propelars, and sand in your shorts im going to have to make some incriminating evidence of their homosexual tendencies open to the public!

yeah thats what i said, b! dont doubt me you'll regret it

i used to update my journal
with tons of details and shit.
what happened to those days?

lemme see if i can fix this..

meg, jenna, my friend alison and i went out last night. i didn't even get close to being drunk last night, and i was fuckin tired the whole time i was there. get a beer, yawn. my favorite bartender was working, i think his name is daniel but i'm not sure. all the people that i've met there were there again and i don't know their names at all. they must tell me their names when im drunk. meg did karaoke so that was special. i was too tired to even do that. and everytime i went up to the bar, daniel looked at me and gave me a peace sign..which would result in me walking away from the bar again.. drinkless. mark, the other bartender, has my drinks infront of me before i even get my cash out usually but he was too busy flirtin with some skank in an oversized belt. aka ass skirt. we came home a little after midnight, which is sad for us because we normally get home at about 4am! we sat in the car for about half hour, then to see sawyer, which got me really excited for some reason. maybe i was drunk.

today i went for a drive on the pacific coast highway with my friend, jason. we drove through these shitty little towns and saw big rocks, it might have been good if i wasnt so tired, yet again. maybe i have mono. we walked down some rocks to the beach. it was nice but it was a pretty long walk so i may or may not have died on the way back to the car. thank god jason was strong enough to carry me up the beach or id be on next week's episode of lost.

i have to work tonight so i guess i should go inject caffeine into my eye balls.

- L ♥


ps. oh yeah check out my new layout.

apparently toothpaste has been around since 1853, right? and just recently they've decided to jump off the mint flavored wagon and explore other flavors. you'd think someone would have thought about that after...152 years of mint flavored toothpaste.

but, the colored ketchup is just not necessary at all.

anyway had today off and for whatever reason I watched bambi with a friend. that movie is traumatizing. it made me think about how many disney movies are lacking in a complete set of parents. finding nemo...lion king...aladdin...little mermaid... cinderella... snow white... sword in the stone....beauty and the beast...to name a few. what's up with that? kids with two parents do not have perfect lives, mr. disney. thank god for the incredibles.

i posted lyrics to a song "breathe me" by sia a little while back and then I saw chasezed post a song for people to download and i thought that was really nice and way cool so im gonig to do that for you all now! i hope i do this right...

breathe me - sia

check that out if you're interested. it's pretty and i love it. maybe you will too.

lindz♥

ps. mi vida aspira sin usted ♥

I just wanted to update and let everyone know that the barbeque was a smashing success!

My sister and Ethan DID wind up coming! I knew my LJ would pursuade them to! And Ethan is a really nice guy; I can tell he has this OTHER side of him that we just haven't unleashed yet. I think if we give him some time, he's gonna really become part of the group. *nod* Gotta give the boy some credit though, he did drive Meggy like 5 hrs all early in the morning and then 5hrs all the way back...and late at night!

that's a good guy!

I didnt even hear him bitching about it!

I bet Joel would have been bitching up a storm!!

But I hope you put your ankle nostalgia aside for a day and at least kissed the boy ONCE, Megan.

Anyway! Matt and I somehow (okay - with Greg's instruction) got the grill on! When it fired up, we screamed and ran away from it because we thought it was gonna explode!! It didnt. and we did a pretty good job. I think we only dropped like 2 hot dogs and like one hamburger. oh and we dropped Meg's veggie burger but we made her a new one. I wanted to just give it to her but Matt wouldnt let me. whatever.

we are NOT wusses either!!! you have no room to talk, mister scared of bread mold and dented cans! :P

I got physically picked up and thrown in the pool at least 5 times today by Greg. so he either hates me and wants me to drown or likes me and has an unexpected way of showing it. Just wouldnt take him for the playful "throw you in the pool" type but he kept doing it everytime I tried to walk past him sheeeeeeeesh Matt got pushed in twice and the second time Greg jumped in and they were all making out in the pool and I had to laugh because no one really thought anything of it haha

I think my sister has a bladder infection

we did have sparklers but we didnt have super big ones that made people run for their lives :(

they made us run but just like normal kind of running. how disappointing! and you should have seen meg with hers. it was pathetic! she was just sitting there and she wouldnt run around with it and so then she just gave it to me becaues I was skipping around and telling everyone how cool it was to be American haha and everytime I would be skipping and happy and laughing and goofy I would get interrogated about my activities of the day. *rolls eyes* my sister the narc! i wanted her to come... why was that again? ;)

I'm updating and blabbing alot! I must be smoking crack!

ahhh! i like this will smith song! ("switch") guilty pleasure! I dont even know what it's about or anything, but the beat is so fun! I can't wait to listen to it with you, b-boy! so fun! so fun! we have to dance to it since we are the most amazing dancers in the world bar none! :D I miss my dancer parnter too! I'm here with a fun song on and no one to dance with because the only people here are already dancing... horizonitally. hahhaahah

if you dont knwo it, download it yo! so fun! will smith still has some flava up his sleeve yo!

everytime he says, "turn it over.." I think of you trying to fuck me up the ass, Bee. hahahahaha



lindz ♥

ps. thanks for the dates ;)

I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
I hope I hold a special place with the rest of them
And you know it makes me sick to be on that list
But I should have thought of that before we kissed
[stupid pirate boat]

You say you're gonna burn before you mellow
I will be the one to burn you
Why'd you have to go and pick me?
When you knew that we were different, completely

I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
I hope I hold a special place with the rest of them
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
I'm another ex-girlfriend on your list
But I should have thought of that before we kissed

Your My wildness scared me
So does your did my freedom
You say you I say I can't stand the restrictions
I find myself trying to change you You found yourself trying to change me
If you were meant to be my lover I you wouldn't have to

And I feel so mean, I feel in between
'Cause I'm about to give you away

I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
(for someone else to take)
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
(am I making a mistake?)
I hope I hold a special place with the rest of them
(all the time that we spent)
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girl, friend

I'm another ex-girlfriend on your list
But I should have thought of that before we kissed
I'm another ex-girlfriend on your list
But I should have thought of that before we kissed

I'm about to give you away for someone else to take
I'm about to give you away for someone else to take

We keep repeating mistakes for souvenirs
And we've been in between the days for years
And I know that when I see you I'm going to die
I know I'm going to want you and you know why
It's going to kill me to see you with the next girl
'Cause I'm the most gorgeously jealous kind of ex-girl

But I should have thought of that before we kissed

- no doubt



that's my response to your public post for me.

still waiting for that email.


lindsey.

I'm updating right now publically to tell you that I removed you from my friends list.

fuck you.


you know who you are.




wait - maybe not - you're kind of an idiot...

you can't even get passed the letter 'W' in the alphabet, remember?

hopefully you'll understand from that.

i loved you. </3 lindz

Meg!! Jamie!! Ang!!

all you people that aren't feeling well right now!!

loook!!!!

Cow urine touted
as cure-all in India!


you can thank me later. :D




I am working. yesiamyesiamyesiam leave me be!


lindz♥

In the year 2005 I resolve to: Spend more time snuggling puppies. Get your resolution here

OK!!!!

I'll get right on that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:D



lindz ♥

I just had to say something else.

Did you know that John Mayer has a show?

It's called "John Mayer Has a TV Show" and it's on VH-1 and it's actually really funny!

No wonder I'm going to study him in college!
if you can, you should check it out!
I laughed and not at his lame music! wow!



I need to get to bed! my flight is early early early!!! bye!!


lindz <3

what better way to update your brand new lj than with a little survey thingie?!

yaaaay!!!!

Your College Life by highfivejunkie
Username
What will you study?
Your Roomate	teamadden
The Football Player	chasezed
The Cheerleader	timeslikethese
The Band Geek	ettolrahc_oof
Highly involved in their Frat/Sorority	dreamtrance
The Crazy Drunk	newdaydawning
The College Slut	i_multitask
Your Significant Other	built2last
The Creep that sneaks into girl's showers	fck_ogg
Likeliness you'll graduate: 98%
Quiz created with MemeGen!

I honestly didnt fix that either!

I can't believe I'm going to have two roommates and one of them is my boyfriend! That's gonna be dah life! Though, I dont know how much our OTHER roommate will like it, but if he doesnt kick me out of the room, I won't tell the authorities that he's been sneaking in the girls lockerroom shower! tsk tsk! Angie as a football player. I dont know how wise that is. But Kalie was a cheerleader is VERY dead on! She's hot and, I hear, PRETTY flexible!! ;) And Jamie, the band geek, OH TRUE! I've heard what she did with her flute back in da day! wooooweeee! If Kelly is as hardcore into her Sorority as she is GC than DAMN YOU MUST HAVE A THE BEST SORORITY EVER! And Ang, get a HANDLE on your DRINKING. Lord above. Just because the keg isnt all gone within the first 20 minutes of a party doesnt mean you need to drink it. It's not going to go bad that fast. I swear to you. I do. And HELLO, NO, he is NOT a slut. no no no. That's just crap. whatever. Because - wah-lah - look at the NEXT one. SIGNIFICANTLY NOT A SLUT! PSH! ... not arguing or agreeing with this last one. do doo dooooo... *looks away and hums*

I'm going away for the weekend!

I expect you'll all have added me back by the time I get home!!



lindz <3